Brace yourself, folks. I think this may be the first post EVER that isn't about the kids. Don't worry, you're in the right place. Just branching out a little because this was too much fun and I don't want to forget it.
So, back in August (?) Martin found out about this obstacle course/ race called Rugged Maniac 5K from a friend. When Trav asked me about it my exact response was, "You know I don't run." Ha. Never thought I could run and enjoy it.
I originally said yes because I didn't want everyone else having fun without me (no joke- I'm that juvenile). Then I thought about it and figured it might be a good way to boost my weight loss plan, which was stalled at the time. After I checked out the website I FREAKED OUT and recruited Laura so I would have a buddy who wouldn't leave me in the dust. She recruited David, and Trav talked Matt (our old college roommate) and his girlfriend Amber into going, too.
Just for the sake of record keeping: When I first started training I could only run a half mile and my lungs hurt for hours afterward. By Nov 5th (race day) I had been running 3.25 miles in 35 minutes and doing Pilates afterwards. I thought I would be able to jog the entire race with all of this training under my belt. Silly me. More on that later.
After a loooooong drive out to Buckeye, AZ, here's Martin. (Pre-race)
Here's "Team Tutu" pre-race ...
...and post-race.
The group at the end... getting ready to go get our free beers and rinse off in the showers. (We're missing Shanlyn in these pics because after forgetting her inhaler she had to walk most of the course and finished about 20 min after us. I'm still feeling really guilty about it...)
The suit was a hit.
Muddy person pyramid.

We rocked! I was really frustrated at first because the first mile had a LOT of uphill sections. Stupid me I trained on the sidewalk in and around my neighborhood. Aka: super flat ground. The guys made it look effortless to get up those steep hills and here I was 3/4 mile into the race and I had to walk because my lungs hurt so much. I was so angry. I worked my butt off, puffed away on my inhaler for 3 months, and I was worried I was going to be miserable the whole time. But then it leveled out a little more and the obstacles became more fun. Thinking about it, I guess the course was designed with the most uphill sections at the beginning because (unlike me) most people start off strong. My middle mile is my best. Anyway. I stopped cussing about half-way through and was thrilled to get down in some nice cold, muddy water for a crawl under some logs. After cooling off, I was much happier and I enjoyed the rest of the race. I use the term "race" loosely because none of us were really going for our best time.
I did every obstacle (not all of them well, but I did them) and Trav was very supportive. He even pushed my ass (literally) over all three of the vertical walls. Thanks, Honey. And he didn't once mention how fast he could have done it on his own. I really appreciate that. Afterwards we all drove back to Gilbert for some Buffalo Wild Wings.
And when we finally got home I just had to document the bib numbers on our arms. Don't we look buff? Haha.
Here are the results:
1193rd place: Travis: 55:47 (718 out of 1026 men)
1198th place: Melissa: 55:50 (479 out of 1047 women)
1201st place: David: 55:52
1209th place: Laura: 55:56
1211th place: Martin: 55:59
1226th place: Matt: 56:23
1227th place: Amber: 56:24
1895th place: Shanlyn: 01:12:52
Just for reference... 1st place was 21:07, 2073rd (last place) was 23:52:53